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RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE from SHIA LABEOUF →
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harrytyles:
when the dog bites, when the bee stings, when i’m feeling sad, i simply remember satan will come for the souls of those who have done me wrong while i rule the world on a fiery throne and then i don’t feel so bad
queefjerkey:
sext: i take off my crocs
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rachelberet:
imagine how weird our society would be if pEOPLE RANDOMLY STARTED SCREAMING MIDSENTENCE LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNET
shorturl:
people that can talk about their deepest troubles like they’re just casual make me uncomfortable
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microwavepizzaoven:
the year is 2001 and i am spreading rumors within my classroom, i turn to a classmate and say “justin timberlake has ramen noodle hair, pass it on” as i turn around, justin timberlake is crying.
thatsmoderatelyraven:
if you dont follow @supahot_22 on twitter dont talk to me
a haiku about making pasta
la-peque:
god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
April 2012
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A word that does not exist in the English...
Ya’aburnee Arabic – Both morbid and beautiful at once, this incantatory word means “You bury me,” a declaration of one’s hope that they’ll die before another person because of how difficult it would be to live without them.
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howdomermaidsfuck:
cause of death: monday
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