April 2012
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beellette:
dad just said “there should be a netflix for books”
five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”
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March 2012
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me: if youre sexually frustrated and you have a blog clap your hands
millions of sexually frustrated bloggers started clapping their hands. The sound of tha clapping hands was so loud the world started shaking and it broke into thousands of tiny pieces
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squidwurd:
the thirteen year old hipster girl standing in line behind me just asked me what the difference between austria and austrailia was
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my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
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i think we can all agree justin bieber’s new song Boyfriend was written to me
– every white girl (via tltty)
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squidwurd:
being a porn star sounds kinda fun because you get to meet new people
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awww this is actually cute like idk
ripshannon:
liljon:
MY PARENTS HAVING SEX YOU CAN HEAR IT IN THE BACKGROUND
oh my god
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carsonphillips:
deletes blog
rips off clothes
runs into the forest
begins the slow transformation into Beyonce
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lolinternets:
How was 2010 already 2 fucking years ago?
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catholicnun:
inotrope:
I wonder what it’s like to have an ugly kid